stalled one

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it

I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.

by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

Staled

A meme that becomes old or dead.

Mr. Anal: Damn, these dat boi memes are amazing!

Mr. Shit: Shut the fuck up, Todd. That meme is totally staled.

by The Master of Memes August 25, 2016

Stalted

Started and stalled, like a car chugging to get going.

The service at the restaurant was stalted, but the staff was friendly.

by Wordstarter July 30, 2017

staledurags

a spam page on ig that is weird asf but is savage AF. he belongs on world star!

yeah i used to follow staledurags but not anymore he’s cool but too SAVAGE AF for me!

by Thatotherguy123 December 6, 2020

stalked you gently online

To search for (to google) someone on the internet, out of a social curiosity or a general interest. The phrase implies a benevolent intent. It is meant to convey that the person doing the search is taking care to avoid being intrusive and to respect common social boundaries.

I stalked you gently online before I came over today. There was not much to find! You don't have many posts on your social media.

by B55 May 12, 2022

/stalked

A com Discord server with over 800 members as of the time being. The owners being Ryan and Rico. This server is known for its com characteristics, the members talking about self harm and rape often. The Discord vanity for this server is /stalked.

Person 1: “Yo, should I join /stalked?”
Person 2: “Idk man I heard Jeffrey talking about how it was so scary!”

by jeffrey28 April 2, 2025

Bran stalked

when someone focuses on you too hard. Would literally sniff your butt hole to know if the date and time they last marked that you pooped, indeed happened.

from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.

"I bran stalked Bran Stark for this brand new bran man"-the ice king, season 8 of throw of games

by myhandleismyhandleismyhandleis May 22, 2019