eat watermelon behind the stairwell

When you get done having sex, you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, then eat it for a snack.

After we fucked she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell.

by [e-mail] September 5, 2017

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

When you get done fucking a girl and you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, and then eat it.

I fucked Yolowa last night and she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell afterwards.

by Edgecs September 5, 2017

National fuck your girlfriend in the stairwell day

It that's one day of the year where you fuck your girl in the most romantic place on earth. The school stairwell. This day occurs on April 18.

Hey babe you wanna it's national fuck your girlfriend in the stairwell day. Wanna fuck

by Angello is a fag April 24, 2019

JuicyFruit-Stairwell Syndrome

1.Inability to negotiate stairs and chew chewing gum at the same time.
2.Multitask-impaired.
3.Failure associated with being clumsy, while attempting to be cool.

My inability to wax poetic about a favored movie, and remember its title at the same time, shows that I'm hopelessly eaten up with the JuicyFruit-Stairwell Syndrome.

by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was eating Watermelonisa's ass last night, and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell. I was confused at first, but when I figured out what was going on, fuck was it good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

stairwell kid

Those kids that hung out under the stairs during passing period, lunch, and generally most class times. Often emo or scene, always weird, occasionally a furry or otherkin.

One of the stairwell kids gave me some yaoi of Charlie The Unicorn and Llamas With Hats.

by Alan Press August 12, 2020