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Sri Lankan cricket team

Something that used to be good, but due to a combination of shoddy planning, dumb bad luck and inability to replicate previous successes, has become a piss-poor shadow of itself.
"Hey, whatever happened to (some guy)? He was top of his class and now he's homeless."
"Yeah, he's a classic Sri Lankan cricket team."
by Not Daniel Alexander January 12, 2021
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Sri Lankan filth stick

A tan, zit-covered, hooded penis belonging to the Sri Lankan son of Baba the great. Synonomous with "hooded "Z" log."
Sentence: "Surya's Sri Lankan filth stick smells like mayonase and Gouda cheese that has been dwelling in a dead Cows asshole for decades."
by Chandra's father February 25, 2005
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Sri Lankan Hot Dog

When you are performing anal sex and you pull out with rancid diarrhea on your cock and you proceed to insert it into a persons mouth.
Trixie was so excited to get a Sri Lankan Hot Dog for Christmas this year!
by Matt Spratt July 4, 2009
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Sri-Lankan Slum Dog

Sri-Lankan Slum dogs don't deserve rights and are just like niggers. They should be picking cotton on farms. The names Hiruna and Peiris are often definitions of this word.
You know Hiruna? He's a Sri-Lankan Slum Dog that should be dead on the side of the street.
by Star Car September 6, 2022
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Sri Lankan drop saw

Throat fucking while the girls head is hanging over the edge of the bed
Throat fucking a woman while her head is hanging over the bed. You will know your in the Sri Lankan drop saw when you can see the buldge of the penis in the throat. Typically seen in pornhub, usually the woman is also dribbling from the nose and mouth.
by Sri Lankan drop saw August 27, 2022
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Sri Lankan phallus squealching

The act of when two Sri Lankan men perform upside down anal sex whilst doing handstands in pure darkness, and a woman of Guatemalan descent balances on top of the two men and begins to squealch down on them from above.
The power went off when I was hanging out with my friend and his girl, so they gave me a mean Sri Lankan phallus squealching!
by Josephine Bottomologist June 11, 2025
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