Office Squatter

Noun: A person who holds a job for no apparent reason. Generally lacking qualifications, the individual adds no value, performs no real work, displays no motivation and seems to have only one real skill - persistently occupying office space, an official entry in Human Resource's employee database, removing oxygen from the air and producing carbon dioxide.

Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.

Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.

See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.

"I've worked here for 6 months and I haven't see John do anything." Yea, he's the boss' son, a real Office Squatter.

Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.

by Deconblu August 22, 2010

drive thru squatters

Those annoying people who tie up the traffic flow at fast food drive-thru lines.Typically, they are a mommy van full of rowdy rug rats or an entire soccer team who pull up to the intercom without having decided what everybody wants.After holding up the line for 15 minutes,they again stall the flow at the pay window where they change and modify their orders.Then at the pick-up window they get their 5 bags of grub and only pull up half a car length where they begin dividing and distributing the bounty but still blocking traffic because nobody can get around them.

Shit! I can't get around those fucking drive thru squatters because they've stopped to do a french fry audit.

by wolfbait51 April 3, 2011

myspace squatter

someone who hides their online status while on myspace because they don't want people to know how often they are actually on it.

He is such a creepy myspace squatter with nothing else to do.

by rabbit317 December 9, 2008

Shit Squatter

A person in an FPS game (Counter Strike, etc) who crouches down to shoot and it looks like he/she is squatting down to drop a steaming number two.

Player: I can't get up the stairwell because that shit squatter with an AWP keeps gunning down anybody that dares go up there.

by [[ASS:TIT]] Bucky Tredl September 18, 2012

Canadian Squirter

(noun). n.: A proper mixture of Squirt soda and Canadian Club Whiskey. Served over ice. Originated by Michael Sumrow.

"The best NHL play-off drink is a constant flow of Canadian Squirters!!"

"Mike gave me 2 tall Canadian Squirters last night and let me tell you NO ONE does it like Mike!"

by Samazon September 23, 2012

Serial Squirter

The female act of gushing a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm. REPEATEDLY!

Kitten is a serial squirter.

by Mr. Stark March 13, 2023

cyber-squatter

A cybersquatter is someone who has registered another's name or trademark as a domain name with the prospect of selling it to the rightful owner. It's a form of legalised blackmail. They steal your name and use it to damage your business or reputation.

Cybersquatting, the act of registering a name in bad faith, has become one of the major problems facing businesses on the Internet. Although the term Cybersquatting was originally used to describe the act of registering another's trademarked name, the term is commonly used to describe many different forms of bad faith registrations.

i love cyber-squatting....registering trademark names and adding extra words, like microsoftsucks.com, brittneyspearshasbigboobs.com, and monicalewinskiblows.com,
blow-me-brittney-spears.com
cyber-squatter.com
typo-squatting

by blthrskt December 28, 2005