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Squirty Cream

What happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman who then proceeds to squirt afterwards.

Also a British term for what the Americans call Whipped Cream in a can.
Ginger was horrified to find that Neil was covered in Squirty Cream after she climaxed on top of him.
by Dr Bradburry September 10, 2021
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Squirty Bottoms

When your bowel movements are both painful and 100% liquid, you are suffering from squirty bottoms. Also known as 'cappuccino ass' as your ass will hiss and froth during the movement.
(a) Every time I eat take and bake pizza from the grocery store I end up with a horrendous case of squirty bottoms.

(b) Fred's toes curled and his whole body was racked with pain as the hot and frothy excrement spewed forth from his ass. Just before he felt as if he was going to vomit he wondered what gave him such a bad case of squirty bottoms.
by Dasspam November 8, 2009
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Squirty Cream

British for Whipped Cream. A light and fluffy cream traditionally stored in a can, which upon pressing the dispenser at the top the cream will be dispersed.
"Oi mate, pass the squirty cream?"
"Sure"
by TheArchivist July 24, 2021
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Squirty Sanchez

Similar to the commonly known "dirty sanchez", this one consists of the use of one's own post-coitus fluids, or that of their partner's.
After we made sweet love, I gave my man a squirty sanchez.
by AlyciaJade January 24, 2009
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Squirty Burrito

The heinous act of wrapping your warm penis in a tortilla and dousing it in diablo sauce from taco bell
Dude, I watched a video of someone doing a Squirty Burrito last night
by Ilikebigcheese December 14, 2020
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Squirty meal

This is when you make a girl squirt few moments to when she has her period. Then you use her cum as water to cook pasta and her period blood as sauce then her blood cloth as meat balls .
Me and the street hooker made a squirty meal after sex
by Al fayeed December 28, 2020
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Squirty birdy

When you feed laxatives to seagulls at the beach and watch them have diarrhea all over everyone
citizen: OMFG!!! THOSE IDIOTS GAVE SEAGULLS LAXATIVES AND NOW ITS A SQUIRTY BIRDY
by DadDdre March 23, 2022
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