The Squirts

A condition where you have diarrhea, although you must keep it in a little longer. The strenuous pressure of the sphincter causes a powerful squirt, thus, "The Squirts".

*sprinting* "Get out of my way, I have the squirts!"

by lightskin.dinosaur October 2, 2016

Bung Squirts

The spray that shoots out one's ass following an enema. The effect is sometimes replicated as a college prank or by scat freaks. They jam a garden hose up their ass on low pressure until 'full', then release the hose from their anus. Upon release brown shitwater shoots out of the person's ass up to twenty feet.

Jason took the hose out of his ass covered Dave in Bung Squirts.

by Sherby McGee March 27, 2003

The Squirts

The politically correct way to say "Violent diarrhea."

Excuse me, i have Violent Diarrhea....WRONG!

Excuse me, i have "The Squirts"....RIGHT!

by AnonymousHippopotamus December 12, 2006

Tangerine squirts

The "Tangerine squirts" is a form of really sloppy, smelly, dis-coloured diarhoea.

John: Do you want to go out for some Indian food tonight?

Mike: Nah, iv still got the Tangerine squirts from the last Indian I had.

by Bigtim89yabass September 13, 2009

Hershey Squirts

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).

Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.

by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

Buffalo Wild Squirts

Explosive diarrhea you get after eating at Buffalo Wild Wings

OMG, I have a bad case of buffalo wild squirts.

by jbg1000 January 7, 2011

hurtin' for a squirtin

female in desperate need of an orgasm.

yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'

by mofongo48906 December 23, 2007