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smuggie

smuggie - a self-satisfied person, sanctimonious, narrow minded, always on the lookout for a chance to impose their standards upon the rest of the world, offensively cheerful, has clever glib little reasons to justify their chastising.
The help forum's smuggie jumped into the thread to save the world from all the "profanity"....ssshhh, someone had actually dared to use the word "fucking".....
by Princess Mabelia December 13, 2014
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Holland Snuggie

The act of inserting your balls into the vagina of a woman along with your penis during intercourse. This most commonly occurs when an innocent man will begin the act by engaging in normal intercourse. At some point during the act he realizes that he is not match for the well used hole. Desperate to finish the job, he opts to inset his balls along with his member to “snug” up the hole and achieve a tighter, more satisfying experience.

This maneuver can also be used by the male when his member is too small and he is being courteous to his female partner.
Female is loose example: "Dude, I met this used and abused chick last night and sadly enough I was no match for her and opted to perform the Holland Snuggie".

Male is too small example: "I was banging this chick the other night and thought she was sleeping until she asked me to try the Holland Snuggie on her".
by HollandStoneman November 27, 2009
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Snuggie

Attention all cars: Be on the lookout for anyone in a snuggie. Consider extemely pervish.
by Colin P C. November 10, 2009
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Snuggie Style

During intercourse the bottom partner participating in doggie style wears a snuggie to prevent her/himself from becoming too cold
"Dude, it was so cold last night that me and my girlfriend had to do it snuggie style."
by Mabby. January 13, 2009
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Snuggiejob

a handjob performed by a person wearing a Snuggie. The recipient may either be outside of the Snuggie, or underneath with the other person. Also, the Snuggie must be used to catch the man's seed upon climax.
My girlfriend gave me a Snuggiejob last night while we were watching the football game!
by captainsexytime January 3, 2010
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Snuggie Shoot

Taking a bunch of seductive pictures with your Snuggie, similar to a photo shoot.
Guy: "Hey, will you comment the pictures from my Snuggie Shoot on Facebook?"

Girl: "Uhh.... sure." *backs away slowly*
by spunkaroo January 3, 2010
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Snuggie Sex

The act of having intercourse on a cold day, while wearing a snuggie. This typically works best with doggy style, reverse cowgirl, and anal since the back is open on a snuggie.
During the blizzard Jen and I passed the time having wild snuggie sex next to the fire.
by floppyballs January 10, 2009
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