squeegie kid

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.

I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.

by fucwad March 17, 2004

squeaching

The act of laughing so hard you sound like your Spongebob on drugs. Usually used when your friend gives off a retarded vibe.

*Friend sends you something funny but very utterly retarded*
Me: HOLY FUCK IM SQUEACHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!

by AriiiTheIdiot June 22, 2017

squelching

the sloppy sounds of sex when one has a really wet vagina to fuck.

"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"

"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"

"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"

by Ali THE COOLEST May 31, 2005

squeegie kid

punk kids that stand on street corners trying to wash your car windows with a squeegie for spare change.

I avoid driving past there. Too many squeegie kids.

by Giselle Gardonyi March 15, 2004

Screechies

The excrements of waste left around the anus after a thorough expulsion of poop. Sometimes caught in anus hair, Screechies are common to the average male and rarely occur in female anuses. (this is because female humans do not, in fact, poo at all)

"Duuuude my Screechies are just makin my but itch like crazy!"

"Yo, I saw a guy eat his freaking Screechies the other day"

"Man I am sweating so much, that my Screechies are turning to liquid!"

by Dr. Wilma May 2, 2006

Squeece

It's a word that you can fill into the blank of anything.

It can be your own little secret word that means nothing, but use it in your every language to confuse people.

Ms.Ross and Mrs.Kessinger are a bunch of Squeeces.
Omg, I just squeeced everywhere!
Go to the store and get me a squeece.
YOU LITTLE SQUEECE.

by YOYODIGGY August 15, 2009

squoochie

A soft rubber toy that feels squishy

The Squoochie Room. A room where the squoochie's live.

by Catch Da Bus June 27, 2011