squagel

a square bagel

person 1: DUDE!!! That bagel's square!!!
person 2: DUH! It's a SQUAGEL!!!

by ME!!! May 27, 2003

Squangus

Person with a square head.

Woah look at that guy over there hes such a squangus!

Ikr, look at how square his head is!

by SuperSquangus February 21, 2011

squadger

a person that is cute and squishable and that you want to cuddle all the time

you're such a squadger eve

by jobby99 May 13, 2018

squanderance

The condition of failing to take advantage of, losing a chance for, or spending extravagantly and wastefully (i.e. squandering).

A Porsche with an automatic?!? That's damn close to squanderance!!

by Rusty Camaro April 21, 2005

Squanga

An exclamation meaning roughly, "Sweet," "awesome," or sometimes even "hurrah."

"How are you?"

"Oh, I'm great."

"Squanga! I'm glad to hear that."

by Sarah Marie 23 June 11, 2006

Squandering slut bag

Someone who wastefully uses a genuinely precious person without recognition of their selfish actions. This person could be considered greedy and in the act of doing so, offends their victim.
These people are percieved by the general public as sweet or charming but are actually disguising their greedy nature by their good looks and fake persona.

"I really hope that squandering slut bag doesn't show up at the party tonight."

by G-ruNdZ March 30, 2009

Squingemontos

The act taking a pair of dirty underwear and throwing it against a wall and having it stick.

Guy 1: Dude, last night I totally took a crap in my pants, and I did a Squingemontos!

Guy 2: Aww, dude! That's so gnarly!

by Anonomippotamous January 6, 2010