scumple

a dumb person who is worst then scum because they are a scummy apple

"that cody is a scumple!"
"a what??"
" A SCUMMY APPLE!"

by laura warn June 13, 2008

Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"

by DGFab January 11, 2009

SPAMple

A freely given sample of SPAM.

I got a free SPAMple at the festival and it was tasty!

by g. gilk October 23, 2007

Stumpler

the stubby end of a penis looking material

veale has penis lips which smoked on a stumpler pipe

by Umdinger January 10, 2006

spumped

the typo that results when you're trying to spell pumped but you can't see what you're typing====spumped

" I'm so spumped!"

" I was gettin' some spump, gettin' gettin' some spump"

by Spumpy September 3, 2008

stumple

exceedingly short and stumpy

That poor guy has stumple thumbs.

by notbarbie December 18, 2010

scumpleton

Usually used for a sexy male with sexy abs. Doesn't necessarily linked to the word Scumpy, more to the opposite side of the meaning. And the word "pleton" meant for shrewd thoughtful expressive influential knowledgeable spiritual but also self absorbed.

Look at that guy with all those money and hoes

He's a scumpleton man, so it's normal

by Fuckthatbootay October 9, 2016