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sporticus

merritt i told you to search this for one reason i just want to sayyyyy.
i think your super cool and a awesome friend. your smart, nice, and devilish handsome (no homo). i hope you get to successful get your dream and become the very best like no was before. even though i plan i to annoy you every day til. i hope were still friends even after school because your such a great guy. and who knows maybe will become the worst enemys or will become close as ever. either way thanks for existing -lily
sporticus is merritt's nickname because we love him (sporticus not merrit) jk
by i am a threat October 15, 2018
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Spontylicious

Spontylicious, a word that means a great idea or something really cool and amazing.
person: dude your idea was so spontylicious let’s do it!

person: wow your so spontylicious!
by hozza2809 November 2, 2020
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sportfoliofication

Having multiple pro teams to root for so you are never bummed out. By sportfoliofication I've hedged my bummed factor.
Dude, Albert has totally built a stellar sportfoliofication by adding Texans and Dolphins to his favorite teams list.
by Major King Kong October 15, 2023
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sporticus

Sporticus is the one weekend a year when the most major internationaly recognised sporting events are played (i.e Le Tour de France, Wimbledon, World Cup matchs, playoffs etc. sporticus is a play on words derived from the Seinfeld fictitious holiday festivas
Are you watching sporticus this weekend?
by Clubpunting March 23, 2017
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shortOlicious

adj- describing a foxxy short chick
"Man, check out that girl by the table... She is shortOlicious
by Scotty February 6, 2004
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Sportfuck

V. to chase women in the afternoon normally in a drunken haze. It is an activity that normally occurs on a lazy day. It is often combined with beer consumption in the early afternoon.
Say bro, what you got on today? Not much drinking some tallboys looking to sportfuck.
by Club 333 February 24, 2005
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sportfuck the BP

Sport fuck with a pretty fat girl that is horny like crazy.
Damn, that fatty chick is giving me the vibe. I'm so drunk, it's time for pig sticking. Sportfuck the BP, yeah....
by John John the Madman July 7, 2010
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