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sporktified 

to be entertained easily or very bored
i was sporktified last night while on the phone with her
sporktified by sho sho July 6, 2006

sporkiatry 

sporkiatry: the practice of a psychiatrist who has the knowledge, skills, and personal attributes to adroitly use both a "spoon" and a "fork." In the trade, a "spoon" (medicine spoon to dispense meds) is known as medication management and a "fork" is known as the ability to analyze and assist - get correct data, synthesize and analyze the data, and, in a truly consultative way, promote correct thinking and interventions.

"Therapy" does not include (1) psychoanalysis (passive), (2) superficial work like weekly "debriefings"; (3) anything less than supportively challenging clients to move towards mindfulness, wellness and health. Dr. Phil, but way less arrogant. Sporkiatry is uncommon and not a term to be used loosely or without regard to a psychiatrist's actual ability to use both a spoon and a fork.

Sporkiatry and sporkiatrists are in short supply due to the dumbing down of psychiatry as "biological psychiatry" since about 1979. Although the terms have been used by some to disparage those in psychiatry who would "deign" to provide both spoon and fork services, the term has the exact opposite meaning. Clearly, psychiatrists who cannot effectively provide both spoon and fork services would NOT have a clue about what a true sporkiatrist can do or of sporkiatry's power.

Sporkiatry and sporkiatrist are related to "spork," a word invented more than 100 years ago to stand for a utensil that was both a spoon and a fork. See "spork" at wikipedia.
Use of the word might include "Do you know any doctor who practices sporkiatry, not just as some corporate shill or pill pusher?"
sporkiatry by uclashrink April 6, 2011

sparkliteral 

Thot and successful youtuber that has made everyone laugh and touched the heart of some people. Living in Texas, he does stupid shit with his friends, Wes.Thot and NicktheDick. He hopes to build up to show the world what stupid shit he can do
Sparkliteral has more than 2000 generic condoms that fans have sent him.
sparkliteral by Thotsbenimble November 28, 2017

Sporklutz 

A term to describe the frustrating and mildly comical sensation when your food unexpectedly tumbles off the fork just as you're about to take a bite.
Sam watched slowly as her food dropped from the fork sending a wave of Sporklutz through her body.
Sporklutz by mattyhew662 October 19, 2023