spokeshole

Term popularized on L.A.'s John and Ken radio show for a b.s. artist hired by politicos to push the party line.

Congressman Snordle could not be reached regarding HB257 but his spokeshole issued a statement that he cares about this issue.

by Dennis Phinney February 22, 2006

Spokker Jones

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.

Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"

by Ein September 26, 2004

sookie sookie now

expression of admiration, or satisfaction, especially in regards to the shape and beauty of a female

A beautiful girl with a tight body walks by and you look at her and say "Ahhhhhhhhhh sookie sookie, now!!"

by jojo October 24, 2003

soft-spoken

adjective
1.
(of persons) speaking with a soft or gentle voice; mild.
2.
(of words) softly or mildly spoken; persuasive.

While she looked rough, she was soft-spoken and kind and freely shared the details of her life under the El.

Tall, lanky, and soft-spoken, he could be cast in an updated version of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.

by DSEdefining July 11, 2015

Butthole spokes

It refers to those wrinkly lines on your butthole that look like the spokes on a bike wheel.

Oh, man. I was scratching my ass and accidently cut my butthole spokes with my nails. You really need to scratch lighter. That's a tender area.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

skokie

1. A small suburb in Il. located just north of Chicago. Part of cook county.
2. Also the name of a 1981 movie about KKK trying to march though the area’s heavily Jewish-holocaust-survivor populated area of the same namesake
3. briefly mentioned in the 1995 movie "The Usual Suspects"
4. loction for filming parts of many John Hughes films.

Hey, where are you from?
Skokie, IL.

by Beth Rheinstrom May 4, 2005

little smokie fest

A party that is usually categorized by the abundance of males that are 12 years of age or lower.

My little brother had a party with all of his friends over. It was such a little smokie fest.

by Jaheebajizzle December 29, 2007