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sphincter of fire

The burning sensation you get in your anus the day after eating way too much spicy food.
I jammed an ice cube up my ass trying to extinguish my sphincter of fire.
by Casewhacka July 16, 2004
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sphinctascope

A specialty scope with a long, bendable handle especially designed for the self-examination of one’s rectal aperture.
Lemme tell ya’ all about the incredible feature of the fabulous sphinctascope which sends all images straight to your IPhone; these are seriously the best selfies ever!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019
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spoingus

An internet cat. When you look at it you will feel warm inside because of its very pleasing aesthetic. :)
I just saw a pic of spoingus cat, very nice! I feel happy now.
by dlashy April 9, 2021
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Spaint

The word spaint generally refers to a deficit of maintenance.

Word Origin & History: a word coined in 2007, spaint is a derivative of the word spent intended to exaggerate the original meanings of spent with several additional connotations, which can be derived from context of usage. Spaint is a versatile word that can function as any part of speech except as a pronoun, preposition, or conjunction.

noun. spaint a spaint
1. a person, place, or thing in an unmaintained state.
2. a spaint; a person who habitually lacks maintenance.

adjective. spaint
1. a modifier describing something or someone in an unmaintained state.

verb. spaint, spainting , spainted
1. to become spaint; to act in such a way so as to decrease the level of maintenance of a person, place, or thing.
2. to willfully achieve a state of altered consciousness, diminished sobriety, or questionable maintenance.
3. to spend money or use resources unwisely.

adverb. spaintly

1. to do something in a spaint manner

interjection spaint!
1. an exclamation used to describe a general lack of maintenance or to bring others' attention to either a general or particular instance of lacking maintenance.
1. "Its not going to be a good day today, I feel spaint in the air."
2. "Don't smoke meth, George; you don't want to become a spaint."
3. "After drinking too many PBRs, George became a spaint son."
4. "I can't believe Peter spaint his bike into the wet concrete, how could he not see it."
5. "George spaint himself on the crack pipe."
6. "George spaint all his money on soda, and all his time watching television."
7. "George drove the golf cart so spaintly he crashed it into a sand trap."
8. "In response to George's crash-landing in the sand trap, his passenger Will turned to him and yelled 'spaint!'"
by spaintson May 7, 2013
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Spain

The COUNTRY Spain is the equivalent to dislike, (hate).
I spain you!
I Spain this meal.
by Asset22 May 28, 2021
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seoin

A very kind and compassionate person. She may have a white cheerleader girl personality, but she does have a soft spot. Seoin’s have a tendency to procrastinate a lot and just relax, that’s what we love about them! They don’t need a lot to be happy, but she does have a fancy taste, they are clever and shy. When they are with people they are familiar with they are outgoing and exciting.
Damn Seoin you got you’re own name on Urban!
by Iamthelaw001 October 7, 2020
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Spoing

The sound of an irony meter breaking. Used as an interjection to point out extreme irony of a statement.
- The Vatican has accused President Obama of succumbing to "the arrogance of those in power".
- SPOING!
by Headbhang May 15, 2009
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