Sportage

The ultimate car. If you see a Sportage (a capital letter must always be used when writing the word 'Sportage') you must ask the person or people with you if they think that the car is a Sportage. They must react by becoming exceptionally excited by the car you are referring to. The term 'Sportage' can also be used when discussing other wonderful cars, such as a Lamborghini or a Ferrari, as they are in the same league as a Sportage, just with a less cool name. The use of the term 'Sportage' should not be used lightly. It is a serious car. It is the best car in the world.

Person 1 (Becka): 'Is that a Sportage?'

Person 2 (David): 'OHHHHH MY GOD WHERE? AHHHHHH I LOVE A SPORTAGE' Proceeds to chase car.

by kiddotricks April 20, 2013

Splurge

To do something in excess, to go ham.

To spend a lot of money or eat a lot of food at one time.

"Bro, I just lifted weights for three hours! Im about to splurge at the dining hall..."

"I got my paycheck on thursday, so friday afternoon I splurged at the mall. I bought some new shoes and clothes. Now I can't pay rent. Can you cover my half too this month?"

by dubbbbs November 3, 2011

spartage

A specific type of ownage, traditionally announced by the phrase "THIS IS SPARTA!" and immediately followed by a swift kick to the chest. A spartage is ideally performed on the edge of a cliff or a large well, but if you happen to be away from these locations, bear in mind that an effective spartage is one that creates a considerable mess.

Yesterday as I was walking back to my car, I noticed a cop writing something next to it. He said: "You're in a bus zone, I'll have to write a parking ticket." I stared at him and replied: "Parking ticket? THIS IS SPARTA!" and I kicked him in the chest. Taken by surprise, he fell backwards and landed on the street. He had just enough time to say "What the f-" before a bus ran over him and splattered him across the pavement. (bus-assisted spartage)

by r0ji April 18, 2008

splurge

to cum early

Alex: dude, why hasn't lizzy called you?
Jake: because i splurged on her face last night.

by elle123456 June 26, 2010

Splitage

The art of splitting up a group of people by walking through them.

1 point if you split them up as they come towards you.
2 points if you split them up and they are holding hands.
3 points if you split them up and they are walking in the same direction as you.

BEST DONE IN SHOPPING CENTRES

Person 1: Did you see the splitage i just pulled on that old couple?
Person 2: Yeah but my splitage from behind was better.

by sezmac May 3, 2010

Splurge Demon

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.

Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!

Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?

Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/

by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010

Splurge my gurge

To excessively blow ones load after a long period of not having sex or masturbating.

Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!

by Big Bobby Bacon May 29, 2015