splurge

To spend money in an ejaculatory way.

I just splurged on this 25 thousand dollar amp! Hand me a towel.

by Alberto Venezuela August 3, 2007

Splurge

To do something in excess, to go ham.

To spend a lot of money or eat a lot of food at one time.

"Bro, I just lifted weights for three hours! Im about to splurge at the dining hall..."

"I got my paycheck on thursday, so friday afternoon I splurged at the mall. I bought some new shoes and clothes. Now I can't pay rent. Can you cover my half too this month?"

by dubbbbs November 3, 2011

splurge

to cum early

Alex: dude, why hasn't lizzy called you?
Jake: because i splurged on her face last night.

by elle123456 June 26, 2010

Splurge Demon

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.

Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!

Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?

Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/

by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010

Splurge my gurge

To excessively blow ones load after a long period of not having sex or masturbating.

Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!

by Big Bobby Bacon May 29, 2015

splurge

to ejaculate and evacuate

matt splurged on natalie last night

by epic_gamer123 January 16, 2019

Splurge

to blow a fat load on an inanimate object such as amy.

damn boy i just splurged in your moms cereal while rubbing peanut butter sandwiches in her face.

by Key compton May 13, 2005