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An affair between to married bisexuals of the same sex.
I think tony is having a sploot with the milkman
sploot by EC May 18, 2003
Sploot can be used for anything such ass

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Fuck you son of a sploot wanking fuck dog

i raped ure sploot

she was like im cummin cummin SPLOOT OH GOD YES

Ye split me open oh joy jolly splootin of ye

Sploot Dun dun dun SPLOOT oh oh ya FUCK ME U SPLOOT DOG

i splooted my manjiuce all over her slootin sploot hole
OMG I FUCKING SPLOOTED ALL OVER MY FUCK DOG SHIT FUCK GANG MEasdfasdfasdf
To or When a person slips with a slipping sound.
My friend just splooted today.
Sploot by 9tjfijvrirncvpiw fip2uv January 14, 2020
Verb, the act of a monkey peeing: monkey piss
I haven’t been to the zoo since that monkey decided to sploot on my favorite jacket.
Sploot by BigChungles May 10, 2020
Sploot is a word used to describe throwing something like eggs or pottery or even mattresses.
I’m going to sploot Michelle tonight!
Sploot by anonymous September 27, 2020
When a cat splays their legs out and sprays fecal liquids all over their owners sussy sniffer
That crazy cat lady got a little up close and personal with her cats anus and got splooted on
Sploot by Heyheysplooter September 26, 2021