Sploofed

When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.

Often this act is observed as adorable.

The Dog just sploofed all over the floor Janis, look.
OMG that dog is sploofing.

by NeatoPotato December 14, 2022

Spliffed

To basically get killed

"Come through my block unannounced and you liable to get spliffed."

by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025