"Sometimes my wife gets so tired when we travel, she starts to lash out at me; it's way past sleepy, she's being straight up slitchy... but I love her anyway."
by Real_Life_Wookie September 5, 2014
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Get the stitchy mug.to contradict what you've said or portrayed previously often in avoidance of repercussion; spinelessly diverting responsibility by being covert or passive-aggressive
She tried to provoke me behind my bf's back and make me look crazy. I thought she was a sweetie until she went flippy switchy on me!
by Strappy Red Shoes May 21, 2010
Get the flippy switchy mug.A word used to express displeasure, dissapointment, discomfort or disgust at anything or anyone.
Derived from snitch, a universally hated type of person.
Derived from snitch, a universally hated type of person.
Example 1:
Person A: Sup man?
Person B: Not so good, this week's been really Snitchy.
Person A: How so?
Person B: My girlfreind been acting like a bitch lately. and on top of that, my computer's hard drive got corrupted.
Person A: Aww, that's fucking Snitchy dude!
Person B: Really Snitchy!
Example 2:
Person A: Hey, wanna go get some McD's?
Person B: Nah, that place is snitchy. It gives me bad vibes.
Person A: Sup man?
Person B: Not so good, this week's been really Snitchy.
Person A: How so?
Person B: My girlfreind been acting like a bitch lately. and on top of that, my computer's hard drive got corrupted.
Person A: Aww, that's fucking Snitchy dude!
Person B: Really Snitchy!
Example 2:
Person A: Hey, wanna go get some McD's?
Person B: Nah, that place is snitchy. It gives me bad vibes.
by CosmicMonkey January 1, 2011
Get the Snitchy mug.A person who has the option of going out with friends but instead makes the bizarre yet conscious decision to remain indoors for the night to indulge in activities involving sweatpants, Funyuns, a High Definition television or all three simultaneously. Many times the subject cannot establish a decent justification for his or her actions (ie. citing poor weather conditions) and instead fumbles with their words and mannerisms, often speaking in senseless sentence fragments and avoiding eye contact entirely. Attempts at pleading with them to “just come” and/or “stop being gay” somehow exponentially worsen the situation and furthers the individual’s unresponsiveness.
Person A: Why the heck aren’t you guys dressed? Everyone’s leaving in 5 minutes.
Person B: Huh? I don’t even… how come when… just chill. (rips open Funyuns bag)
Person C: This movie has Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac in it so like… (kicks off shoes)
Person D: Freezing outside… (whips out penis)
Person A: You're all textbook spitches and I don’t even know why we’re friends.
Person B: Huh? I don’t even… how come when… just chill. (rips open Funyuns bag)
Person C: This movie has Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac in it so like… (kicks off shoes)
Person D: Freezing outside… (whips out penis)
Person A: You're all textbook spitches and I don’t even know why we’re friends.
by NotSully April 18, 2010
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Get the Spitch mug.The act begins with two lovers each individually shitting their pants. They then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others' steaming shitty pants. This is followed by an extended period of dry humping.
Burt: Yo dude, I owe you a new pair of pants.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.
by German Shyster May 24, 2007
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