up the ass and in the mouth
by Paul Niklas May 17, 2007
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1. To roast a large piece of meat skewered with a spit, usually a whole pig, over an open flame. The spit enables you to turn the meat around to help cook it evenley.
2. A sexual position in which a person is taken in the vagina or anus from one end and in the mouth from the other end by two other conscenting adults.
2. A sexual position in which a person is taken in the vagina or anus from one end and in the mouth from the other end by two other conscenting adults.
1. "Yes my friend look at that roast pork on the spit its looking nice and crisp and smell so good!" "Dude im jewish that shit is sinful!"
2. "OMG that biatch is a slut she got spit roasted my mates Edwardo and Barnaby" "ye dude next she will be letting us all take turns, i bet she loves bukkake!"
2. "OMG that biatch is a slut she got spit roasted my mates Edwardo and Barnaby" "ye dude next she will be letting us all take turns, i bet she loves bukkake!"
by Tango169 August 14, 2006
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Get the spit roast mug.This is the act of punishment for mistreatment of best friends. A metal pole is attached to their back (through any means necessary). The said person will then be 'roasted' over a large fire until golden brown.
For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are
For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are
A clear example would be the unreliability and mistreatment of best friends by another person (frequently part of the male species). Mistreatment can include: Letting said best friend down on more than one occasion, playing on x-box when they should be entertaining said best friend, and being a 'pig' in general. (The act should not be taken seriously in 'spit roasting' said 'pig'. Instead you should take satisfaction of imagining this inflicted torture to stop you from actually doing it)
by TristanClark June 2, 2010
Get the Spit Roast mug.In hetrosexual terms: The sexual act or process of a female party lodging herself between mulitple sexually rampant males while receiving anal and/or vaginal penetration and felating the erect male.
The female is often subject to intense abuse or degrading ridicule after aformentioned sexual act.
The female is often subject to intense abuse or degrading ridicule after aformentioned sexual act.
Male A: "That cum guzzling slut got ravaged last night"
Male B: "Yeah I knew she was a whore but I didn't know she'd be up for a spit roast"
Male B: "Yeah I knew she was a whore but I didn't know she'd be up for a spit roast"
by Kyzer & Roach March 21, 2009
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