spif

Stands for Slow People in Formation. It's a term used for a situation where a large group of slow moving or meandering people effectivly create a road block.

"If we have to drive today, let's skirt around downtown. The street fair has turned the whole thing into a spif."

Student:"Sorry, I'm late, I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic."
Teacher: "Was there a big crash?"
Student: "No it was just a spif."

by spycloud April 24, 2007

Spiffed

To be swagged, to the level where the word swag is no long swag.

Person 1:Do you see that girl karlee?
Person 2:Yeah man, she has swag.
Person 1:lol, yeah. Sh.. Whoa do you see Thomas?
Person 2:Dang that boy is lookin spiffed today.

by Kawika Swag. May 28, 2011

spiffed

drunk, completely shitfaced

Attending to drunk people is no fun at all. The only time it's fun is if you're equally as spiffed as your friend.

by cree December 31, 2003

SPIF

To smack ones penis in the face of another. Less homosexual alternative to T-Bagging, when used towards the same gender. Generally applied towards a drunken aquaintance during a dare.

"Hey, I double-dog dare you to T-Bag Vinnie right now!"

"Aw, I would, but he passed out with his mouth closed. OH COOL I CAN SPIFF THAT MO'FUCKA. SCORE"

by IvyLeagueBiaatch May 5, 2008

spif

another way of saying spiffy or nifty...an expression of happiness...originated from new england

"That new skirt is SO SPIF!"

"I aced my math quiz! spif!"

by Sarah Mae~THE COOLEST PERSON EVER March 5, 2005

Spiffed

The action of being spiffy.

Man thats spiffed.

by Matt June 29, 2003

spiffed

to give or receive oral sex

i got spiffed last night

by uncle mitchell November 18, 2004