Stands for Slow People in Formation. It's a term used for a situation where a large group of slow moving or meandering people effectivly create a road block.
"If we have to drive today, let's skirt around downtown. The street fair has turned the whole thing into a spif."
Student:"Sorry, I'm late, I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic."
Teacher: "Was there a big crash?"
Student: "No it was just a spif."
Student:"Sorry, I'm late, I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic."
Teacher: "Was there a big crash?"
Student: "No it was just a spif."
by spycloud April 02, 2007
Person 1:Do you see that girl karlee?
Person 2:Yeah man, she has swag.
Person 1:lol, yeah. Sh.. Whoa do you see Thomas?
Person 2:Dang that boy is lookin spiffed today.
Person 2:Yeah man, she has swag.
Person 1:lol, yeah. Sh.. Whoa do you see Thomas?
Person 2:Dang that boy is lookin spiffed today.
by Kawika Swag. May 04, 2011
Attending to drunk people is no fun at all. The only time it's fun is if you're equally as spiffed as your friend.
by cree January 01, 2004
To smack ones penis in the face of another. Less homosexual alternative to T-Bagging, when used towards the same gender. Generally applied towards a drunken aquaintance during a dare.
"Hey, I double-dog dare you to T-Bag Vinnie right now!"
"Aw, I would, but he passed out with his mouth closed. OH COOL I CAN SPIFF THAT MO'FUCKA. SCORE"
"Aw, I would, but he passed out with his mouth closed. OH COOL I CAN SPIFF THAT MO'FUCKA. SCORE"
by IvyLeagueBiaatch May 05, 2008
by Sarah Mae~THE COOLEST PERSON EVER March 06, 2005
i got spiffed last night
by uncle mitchell November 18, 2004