spelunking

Performing analingus (i.e. give a rimjob)

I'm hoping to go spelunking tonight!

by alternabear June 8, 2015

Spelunker

A super long turd that disappears into the unknown abyss of the toilet drain while the other end is still at the surface. otherwise known as anaconda.

I ate so much last night I laid a spelunker this morning.

by turdferguson, jr. March 11, 2016

spelunking

the sound your dead lifeless body makes when it lands in the bottom of a large chasm in a pitch-black cave you thought was cool to check out

The medical examiner explained the body was found in the chasm of a cave no doubt the deceased was spelunking...poor bastard

by boglin78 August 23, 2004

spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.

I only had to pay five dollars to go spelunking in your mom

by pcdkchar November 30, 2010

Spelunkering

A term used to express feelings of disbelief and annoyance. Commonly used when something very surprising yet unhelpful happens.

"are you Spelunkering me?"

by Pablo Parmesan August 11, 2022

Spelunking

When your friend or doctor removes a turd from your asshole with their hand.

It happened to my buddy Eric once.

What happened?

His doctor went spelunking.

by JohnFart00 October 18, 2021

Spelunking

A sexual act. The act of shaving one's cranium, applying copious amounts of lubrication, and attempting to insert it into the female vagina.

Doctor: "You have whiplash. Did you recently suffer any trauma to your neck or head?"

Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."

by thenannymoh September 7, 2003