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Facial Spelunking

The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.

Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.
Cube slave 1: "Dude, I'm soooo damn bored..."
Cube slave 2: "You should take up facial spelunking."
Cube slave 1: "Man, I'm so past that, I've been booger bombing you for hours..."
by liveMike June 19, 2008
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urban spelunking

The act of breaking into and exploring large abandoned buildings in a city.
I got a ticket from the cops when they caught me urban spelunking in the old train station.
by Digby February 26, 2003
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Greek Spelunker

The act of inserting an illumiated flashlight into a female's rectum, then spreading her labium with both hands, attempting to "see the light"
I lost my class ring in Kristen's gaping cavern, and had to perform a Greek Spelunker in a valiant attempt to recover the lost treasure.
by Darryl N December 14, 2008
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Mancave spelunking

The act of kickin it in your room by yourself. All men need to get away now and then, telling your friends your gonna be mancave spelunking is a way for a guy to get away with being anti-social.
Friend 1: what you gonna do now?
Friend 2: ima go mancave spelunking for a while, see where it takes me...
by Realmanfuronchest June 24, 2010
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spejunking

Looking at the crotch of a man, either in real life or in photos, in an attempt to discover evidence of the size of his junk.
I like this guy. We need to go spejunking so I can decide whether or not to hit that.
by YOITSMEYALLDOS March 4, 2010
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butt spelunker

One who explores the deepest,darkest recesses of someone's crap cave.
As I went butt spelunking in Suzy, I think I shot a wad into her upper intestinal tract.
by rev. ray April 8, 2004
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Thumb Spelunker

The act of letting someone sit on your thumb....while hand is in hitchhiker position, place it under someone while they are sitting down so your thumb pokes them in the butt...
Damn , that was one hell of a thumb spelunker , it almost ripped my pants !!!!

You dirty thumb spelunker , you went straight up my ass !!!!
by Heyman3000 March 7, 2010
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