Spackman

A fool. A Flibberdy Jibbert

A Spackman is always wrong, yet believes they are right. Always loses arguments and sulks afterwards.

Rupert - Hey Luke, why are you telling James he is wrong? What proof do you have?
Luke - Well, He's a Spackman.
Rupert - Nuff said.

by Wordsmith Ru February 3, 2009

sporkman

one who save sporkanese children from the jackson few

sporkman dunt dunt dah

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

sparkemann99

a very popular person, who rides the D of everyone he knows. he has a suprisingly amount of friends. but the Sparkemann99 is also very stupid, and poor.

That guy is such a Sparkemann99.

by fat italian99 yes man April 24, 2017

sparkmapper

A mapper who loves to make maps and do a huge spark (being famous) among the audience.

He's a sparkmapper

by LovelyWordFreak July 4, 2021

sharkman

When you want your nickname to be fin dick because you have a big penis but you tell people to call you sharkman instead.

"He is trying to make his new nickname catch on, sharkman. it's not going to work though."

by malakai2k February 2, 2022

Sporkmanship

The skill of eating messy foods with a spork without making a disaster of your plate (or yourself).

"It takes real sporkmanship to eat mac and cheese on the go without spilling."

by ughiughi December 27, 2024

Sparkpanning

Sparkpanning is when a women flashes her boob through the arm hole of her shirt.

Women: Wanna see some boob?
Man: Hell yeah
Women: *shoves boob through arm hole of shirt*
Man: This chicks just out sparkpanning people?

by Shrimp4you July 20, 2025