dude 1:bro i just saw sparkles at the park he said "its not a felony if a highschool girl dosent tell her parent that i fucked her and that im 48 years old.

dude 2: that probaly the most fucked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic bum and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.

sparkles the magic bum by cocklock January 20, 2009

sparkles and sunshine

Representative of everything that is good in the world, from pleasant states of mind to physical objects. Normally used in the negative form or sarcastically.

Jimmy: How was karate practice today?

Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...

Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?

Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.

sparkles and sunshine by TitsMcGee(.)(.) October 2, 2012

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sparkles of youth

the sparkles that apear only in the springtime of youth

Rock Lee-"*thumbs up*i'll prtect you till the day i die *sparkles of youth*"

sparkles of youth by there's no d in ariana November 29, 2006

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