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Uh-oh spaghetti-o

May be used to point out someone that is attractive, but their sexual orientation is unknown
by imspaghetti December 15, 2018
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kansas spaghetti-o

The eloquent squeeze of Heinz ketchup down the shaft of a penis or phallic item after anal entry, prior to vaginal. Being sure to coat the scrotum because you can’t leave out the meatballs. Causing a large “spaghetti-o” type ring.
After the Chiefs win, I gave my ol gal a nice Kansas Spaghetti-o in celebration!

She looked at me with that spaghetti-o face!
by Adultish September 15, 2021
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it was just spaghetti-o's

A phrase used when a criminal is accused of possession of drugs in Georgia, the criminal usually makes an excuse for his actions, mostly just this phrase. It all started when a 21 year old girl was sitting in a passenger seat of a car, accused for smuggling meth, and she replied with, at court "it was just spaghetti-o's!" She got put into jail for several months, and was freed because it really was *justttt* spaghetti-o's.
Judge: The trial may begin for the defendant's supposed possession of coke.
Defendant: "It was just Spaghetti-o's!!"
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Uh-oh spaghetti-os

A term used by a friend or affiliate of a person who propagates some sort of trouble, using this term is a last-resort where trouble is imminent and realistically is never used by the perpetrator receiving the outcome of his wrong-doing, mishap or misdemeanor on the flip side.

May also be substituted for spaghetti-hoes when a skanky skiny broad trundles past.
Example 1, of Uh-oh spaghetti-os:

Person 1: Why is that jock steam-rolling in our
direction, he's striding like we're the feast after his
fasting.

Person 2: Well I got his dumb ass broad into bed and left
my calling card.

Person 1: Well what's that?

Person 2: Haven't you heard what they say about me? They
call me the nerd with the brain in his wingless, NOT
skinless larger than your average sea bird plane.

Person 1: Well *gulp*, which spot should we present him
with to beat on?

Person 2: Well, *points to spot and lifts shirt up a
slight amount* I think I have a slight slip disc just
above my pelvis; thing's been killin' me; maybe he can
thump it back into position.

Person 1: Right... is it to late to refer back to the old
wrongly timed but always brilliantly quipped phrase Uh-oh
spaghetti-os in such times of imminent trouble?

Person 2: It would appear that way.

Example 2:

"Look at that thin piece of spaghetti figured ass" said Wanda."I
could curl that scrawny length of disgrace right into a pasta shell." She went on: "I
mean you don't see black spaghetti hoes like that
none-too-often. Must be hard for her to find a partner,
must need a man build like the graphite in a pencil -
aye aint your Ray the perfect fit!?". "Yeah!?" retorted Donna with an on the sly tinge of surprise on her breath after hearing the sardonic remarks of her portly pal, "Wanda, you could also use her as a tooth-pick what with that 15 centimeter gap hanging between those prominent front teeth o' yours."

You must understand I'd been listening to sir Mixalot - that's why I used black people as an example, in no way racist here people. Hope that was received with chuckles and not raised knuckles.
by Robert Head April 19, 2007
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spaghetti out

When doing too much weight on a machine and your body gives out and you go limp and wobble out of it (like cooked spaghetti)
Chris: dude you should have seen it...some guy spaghetti out!!
Johny: damn I missed
gave out wobble maxed out
by GymGuy June 16, 2015
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spaghetti on the floor

When a little b*tch named fucking Robert makes you mad and you throw your spaghetti on the floor. That’s it, the end
by Madidrapps July 10, 2019
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oh oh spaghetti ohs

Following a visit from the f*@k up fairy, usually caused by employing numpties or calfhead, those responsible for inspection and quality may discover that something is not quite how it should be. Upon discovery it is the decent thing to exclaim oh oh spaghetti ohs to alert your colleagues to the fact there is a problem. This is not to help solve the problem but to help point who is the biggest numpty. If these oh oh spaghetti ohs are not spotted the product will be sent out not completely ready.
"oh oh spaghetti oh!, youv'e c@*ked it up!"
by Ben September 19, 2003
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