swaffed

To get drunk and still maintain a friendly, playfully boisterous nature.

Dude, Travis is totally swaffed!

by robby22 January 5, 2006

Spaffer

A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves

“Oil you”

“Piss of spaffer”

by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

spiffed out

Kinda like being decked out, but spiffier.

You're look pretty spiffed out today, Bill.

by Jerk June 18, 2006

spiffed

1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs

1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."

2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"

by Johann7 November 10, 2008

shaffed

to be utterly screwed in an irreversible way

"in math class I was shaffed"
"in english I was shaffed"
"in bio i was shaffed"

by Shaconqua March 21, 2007

Spiffed

The act of wearing a suit and tie or other nice outfit with a tie such as jeans/vest/shirt/tie or khakis/shirt/tie

Matt feels the need to get spiffed for no reason at all, and because of this, he has never been seen wearing anything short of a button down shirt with a tie and a nice pair of khakis. But he usually wore a suit and tie.

by Random user May 3, 2017

Spiffed

To be decked out in your finest clothing and groomed to perfection.

Bubba, you're looking spiffed in that Burger King uniform and that bacon grease really makes your hair lie flat...are you going to the bowling alley tonight?

by harry flashman July 16, 2003