Once upon a time a lightning strike named sox sugscox lived in the bozo mozo town one day he met a mage called angel goat who he was vexed at angel for writing a book named culligordo the book sold millons of copys in the country one day sox ganged up with bamboostal inpog and flko to beat up angel and get him in slay jail but it all backfired cuz angel pooped on them all and had an enormous diarrhea incarnate mariah carey and they all got so disgusted that he went to axo and dario and hit the amogus thug shaker oh yea and he lived happily ever after
A Sox Fan is described as a person, generally from New England, that is obsessed with the Boston Red Sox. The normal Sox fan, owns at least five shirts from the Red Sox, at least ten peices of Red Sox merchandise, and has something that says "I Hate the Yankees" on it.