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Southies

a) Large, fake, scarred breasts; as if performed by a bargain-bin plastic surgeon.
b) Fake boobs that look fresh from the cutting bin.
c) Artificial breasts that appear as if they once sported a zipper.
I would have tipped that stripper more, but she had a pair of Southies.
by NickB. November 3, 2007
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southie shrimp

Jax or other orange cheese curl type snacks served in a bar room
After I finished my southie shrimp, my hands were orange & sticky.
by Jiminee McFuckingdingdong March 14, 2008
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Southie Tuxedo

Track suit (preferably Adidas) with sneakers (again, preferably Adidas) and scally cap.
In Good Will Hunting, Ben Affleck's character often wore a Southie Tuxedo.
by the h2o girl March 13, 2009
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Southie sober

When you take large amount s of Gabapentin and red bull or any other energy drink. It's supposed to give you energy.
Living that Southie Sober life
by TruthBtold56 February 3, 2018
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Southie Turtle

a defensive action taken by a combatant who is being kicked and beaten by a gang of hoodlums, a crawling fetal position, crawling on your knees and elbows with tucked head being protected by arms and hands. Named after the neighborhood of South Boston (Southie), MA, whose youth gangs were known for being street toughs and trouble makers. In street fights, they would set upon their foes in numbers, booting & stomping them as they tried to crawl to safety.
Outnumbered five to one as soon as the fight broke out, Hubert covered up in a Southie Turtle to minimize damage to his face and private areas.
by White_Boy_Awesome September 13, 2010
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southie snowplow

An enormous cocaine scooping device to load copious amounts of white powder into your nose.
Damn bro did you see Megan last night? She moved a mountain with that southie snowplow. She was whacked.
by BostonJimmy July 20, 2021
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southie suitcase

A trash bag with no handle and or no hinged lid, used for carrying clothes and other personal possessions. A heavy duty contractor bag is considered the Louis Vuitton of southie suitcases.
Sully: Damn Mickey you cheap Irish prick I see you got that southie suitcase, are you that poor?
Mickey: Naw Sully the wife caught me cheating last night, didn’t have time to grab my duffel. Mind if crash on your couch?

Sully: Only if you got some beer in there!
by BostonJimmy July 20, 2021
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