it's on me

This means that the person speaking will pay the whole amount, used typically when something purchased is shared between two or more people - such as a resturant meal.

Dinner was $40 - here is my $20.
No, keep your money, it's on me.

by Anonnny March 4, 2008

That’s on me

Phrase to take blame for something you fucked up in a situation where it could not possibly be anyone else’s fault.

Friend: bro, why did you just throw my Xbox out the window? we are on the 5th floor.

You: oh. that’s on me

Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.

Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.

by Gooch cobbler October 20, 2020

Son Of Merlinda-ed

When you and the girls decide to get really wild for hot girl spring, summer, fall, or really even winter. Bitches be crazy, no fucks are given, and usually their is a lot skiiing, nudity, champ-bongs, and penis things.

Maegan: dude this weekend is going to be wild, I don’t even know if I’m ready.

Alyssa: gurlll it’s hot girl spring, I’m gonna get son of merlinda-ed and probably black out.

by Wagnarly April 29, 2021

Son of a Meekrob

1)The son of the dirtiest slime in the universe

2)The son of shit that God himself has banned

3)The water that splashes on your ass from the toilet when you poo.

4)See also Vegetasan

You son of a meekrob you just took an army pile on my foot!!!!!

by Mike Rotch October 16, 2004

Son of a Meekrob

1)The son of the dirtiest slime in the universe

2)The son of shit that God himself has banned

3)See also Vegetasan

You son of a meekrob you just took an army pile on my foot!!!

by Mike Rotch October 15, 2004

Younite two new member is Son or Sindy (?)

Younite two new member is Son or Sindy (?)

Younite two new member is Son or Sindy (?)

by syafinaz? October 14, 2023

Mercury Son

Is an original rock band based in Mexico Missouri. With influences form 70's and 80's stadium rock and punk to 90's grunge and metal with a touch of country and funk Mercury Son expertly blends their influences and creates an original feel. www.mercuryson.com

Mercury Son put on a great show!

by MercurySon January 25, 2015