semanitarian

A go-to word used by borderline retarded people in order to sound intelligent in an argument.

OK paul, wutever, ur soooo gay. Lets be semanitarians here. I dont give a fuk about F-ball and ur like sooooo in2 it. just cuz ur tall, fuk you!!!?

by The Cheap Steak January 2, 2010

smanik

When two lovers integrate the use of barbeque sauce while either:

a) recieving or giving a blumpkin
b) having sex on a table
c) and/or having anal sex

Susan smaniked Jim on top of a cafeteria table while at school.

by HollyHorny69 January 19, 2010

Somniphobia

Somniphobia is defined as "a persistent, abnormal, and unwarranted fear of sleep", and this condition causes thousands of people major distress every year. There are many reasons why people may suffer from somniphobia, as with any fear: they may have had repeated bad experiences with nightmares/night terrors as a child. Known by many names—somniphobia and fear of sleep being the most common—the problem often significantly impacts quality of life. It can cause panic attacks, and symptoms include shortness of breath, nausea, sweating, irregular heartbeat and a sense of impending doom/dread.

Jake - "Man, every time i think about sleep i freak out."

Brett - "Dude, maybe you have Somniphobia."

by Speedracer22 January 20, 2009

Somniosexual

Little is known of this condition and there are barely an reports of it. Somniosexuality is when people are only attracted to or can love people in there dreams. This sexuality is rare and underground. Due to the rarity of it, not much is known about it.

"Hey Bill, you hear about Lisa? She's a somniosexual"
"No way! No wonder why she has been turning down my advances!"

by somnioandproudwithpride February 29, 2016

Stomania

The sexual desire to have sexual intercourse or perform sexual acts on a stoma, the hole in a person's larynx and throat usually the product of a laryngectomy or tracheostomy.

Eddie suffers from stomania; he has ever since he saw his nan smoke through her neck hole.

by Harry Bobos June 8, 2017

Samania

A beautiful girl with common sense. She may and can throw logic at you. She is smart and very loyal. She is social and won’t stop talking sometimes. She is very funny.

Boy: Samania is looking good today

Boy2: yeah

by Urbankid101 March 15, 2019

Somalian Pool Party

when you go to the toilet and take a big dump and don't flush leaving abdi and he's friends to chill in bowl hence the somalian pool party.

example 1.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 i gotta go take a shit ill be back asap
*7minutes pass*
Guy 1: hey your toilet flush button isn't working
Guy 2: oooooh hell nooo, no somalian pool parties in this house go get a bucket and tell abdi and his friends the parties over and don't come back till they've all left.

example 2.

so I walked into this public toilet that was busy and there was this one cubicle that no one was using , so I walk up to it and before I could close the door behind me and use it, to my surprise there was a massive somalian pool party just chillin there.

by abdullahibigw April 16, 2017