shoelace express

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

by Sean February 16, 2005

German Shoelaces

The act of backing up into someone's face while they're bending over to tie their shoes, for the sole purpose of farting directly into their face. This act can be performed without removing your pants, but it is hilarious to do it with your pants down. For optimal performance, consider eating Ex-Lax before performing this act to brown-wash your victim.

They say the German Shoelaces will grow hair on your chest -- if it doesn't burn the hair out of your nose, first. Hope you don't get a turd to the eyeball, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

Shelan

Shelan is a very amazing and loving girl! She is beautiful like a rare flower! She also is very compassionate towards others. She is also funny!

Shelan is very beautiful!

by person3847685 October 6, 2018

shoelace

To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.

(Not to be confused with any sexual act).

Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.

Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.

by Bryce King January 23, 2011

Shelazya

Proper Name; Pronounced "Sha-lazy-ah"

The lazy girl of the family. A girl so lazy - even if she has a job at home - she can't get to work on time.

Only two words can explain how slow-moving and slow-thinking Shelazya got into college "Affirmative Action".

by WhiteDude March 9, 2013

I like your shoelaces

A *secret* phrase used to try to identify fellow bloggers from Tumblr. Used on other websites or in real life regardless of the footwear they are wearing.

The correct response is "I stole them from the president."

"Hey, uh... I like your shoelaces?"
"I stole them from the president *snigger*"
(Exchange URLs etc)

by elemeno-pee.tumblr.com November 20, 2012

Shelade

Shade or Attitude towards someone.

She was tossing Shelade towards me.

by SheladeQueen June 26, 2017