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Snum

Verb, To be denied, screwed out of or cheated. To feel an impending sense of accomplishment only to be disappointed.
You thought you were going home early but you got snummed.

That chick you talked to for an hour was hot. Too bad she snummed you when she told you about her boyfriend...and her 3 kids...and her living with her mother.
by Professor Willapong September 26, 2012
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When you cum and sneeze at the same time and get cum all over the place.
Oh shit Jack, I just snumed! How will I ever clean this up?
by BronerAlert December 9, 2015
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Snum, or snumming. Is the act of sneezing then preceding to blow your load at the same time.
" I was hanging out with my sister the other day and I snummed on her!"
" How to fuck did you snum on her?"
" I don't know man, I've been snumming a lot recently."
by Bubbsrito December 9, 2023
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"Snum" refers to a substance that is released after continuous stroking of ones big ass nose. Snum is made up of semen and snot.
Eli ejaculates snum out of his nuzz (nuzz is short for nose chat)
by Snum enthusiast September 16, 2025
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When an individual sneezes so hard they cum
Man my allergies are rough this year, I snummed my pants
by B00tybutta August 18, 2023
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