snum

Sneezing and cumming at the same time.

Hachaaaaa aaaa ah oh my goddddd I just snummed so harddd.

by snumdring May 2, 2020

Snum

Verb, To be denied, screwed out of or cheated. To feel an impending sense of accomplishment only to be disappointed.

You thought you were going home early but you got snummed.

That chick you talked to for an hour was hot. Too bad she snummed you when she told you about her boyfriend...and her 3 kids...and her living with her mother.

by Professor Willapong September 26, 2012

snum

snail cum

Snail: "Oh yeah im gonna snum"

by meowcat1 October 23, 2024

Snum

A portmanteau of the words "snake" and "mum," meaning the mother of a snake, or any woman who has adopted a pet snake.

"I just adopted a boa," Enid said, "I can't believe it, I'm a snum now!"

by Snek dude April 16, 2018

Snum

When an individual sneezes so hard they cum

Man my allergies are rough this year, I snummed my pants

by B00tybutta August 18, 2023