Getting snake oiled. To be sold something sold as being useful, but instead is a detriment. The product has more illusory value than true value. One get's Snoiled when: getting snake charmed out of money, losing time, losing their job, becoming depressed, then throwing a fit of rage regarding the product.
Step right up, step right up ladies and gentleman. Have I got an offer for you! If you show up before I start my presentation, you too can be snoiled! But snake oil can cure you! I'm trying to sell you useless things you don't need, but pretending they are worth something. If enough people show up, you'll get a valueless product for free.
Dude, I just got snoiled. He told me it would grow my hair back.
Did you know you could cure cancer with my positive thought product and random ingredient that is a placebo? Shirley thought so, as that salesman told her so. Her Tombstone simply reads: I Got Snoiled.
Hey Charles, do you see that soccer league getting Snoiled? They have to play in the Winter in a desert!
Dude, I just got snoiled. He told me it would grow my hair back.
Did you know you could cure cancer with my positive thought product and random ingredient that is a placebo? Shirley thought so, as that salesman told her so. Her Tombstone simply reads: I Got Snoiled.
Hey Charles, do you see that soccer league getting Snoiled? They have to play in the Winter in a desert!
by Hissy The Snake May 31, 2015
Get the Snoiled mug.Also known as "shoveling good snow after bad," snowception is a phenomenon found primarily in New England and Antarctica. It happens when a stubborn person becomes trapped in an Eternal Shoveling Loop after he or she began shoveling snow too early. Signs snowception has occurred and you are stuck in an Eternal Shoveling Loop include dehydration, fatigue, and muttering or cry-screaming repeatedly, "Papa always said never do the same job twice! Measure twice, cut once! I'm so cold, so cold, the light is calling ... I feel warm, peace ... the snow and I are one. The snow is mine. This is my snow. I am the snow."
"There have been 18 reported cases of snowception so far this year."
"The best way to avoid snowception is to make someone else shovel your driveway."
"Donny? He got snowception, bro. He's out of it."
"The best way to avoid snowception is to make someone else shovel your driveway."
"Donny? He got snowception, bro. He's out of it."
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Get the snocean mug.(snɔɪ-p) - verb - The act of subversively taking someones picture without their knowledge. Often required for photographs of mullets, comb-overs and other self-inflicted human atrocities. Usually requires either a long focal length lens or a... friend to act as a pseudo-subject. - Snoipe, Snoiping, Snoiped
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