snotsdale

What everyone who doesn't live in Scottsdale AZ calls Scottsdale. Mainly because of the perception that all residents of Scottsdale have a condescending attitude.

I really need to do some heavy duty shopping but I don't want to go to Snotsdale.

by hahum May 6, 2008

snowshit

A snowstorm with particularly wet and heavy conditions, likely to lead to heavy accumulation, as well as massive ice patches. So named because, if there is a god causing the weather, this is him taking an angry, angry shit on your city.

1. "No way I'm going to lab! It's snowshitting like all hell out there!"

2. "We were going to go out to the movies, but stayed home instead to avoid the snowshit."

by MiddleCase March 3, 2011

Snowscata

When you choke someone with a waffle right as they're about to orgasm.

Dude, me and my girl had some waffles in the freezer so we decided to try a snowscata.

by JaneDoeToo May 1, 2011

Snowshark

Any black woman who prefers the company of white males

"look at keldra she's with james and richard "

"yh she realy is a Snowshark"
"fo dizzle"

by readybreck August 27, 2009

snotslot

The small area on your face just between the bottom center of your nose and the upper lip. (Where a lot of men can't grow mustache hair)

I can tell you have a cold, there's boogers dripping down your snotslot.

by John Salamander December 27, 2011

Canadian pawjob snobsocker

A pawjob (usually referencing to a foot job in the furry community) done with maple syrup in a IHOP or Denny's or any type of diner were maple syrup is available

Server: Hey, did you hear table 2b gave a Canadian pawjob snobsocker?

Server 2: oh hot,wish I could have seen

by Smolittlebean August 5, 2023

snodgepocker

snodgepocker (snodj pock er) NOUN. An annoying but endearing creature. Or is it endearing but annoying? Either way, you want to smack them, but can't because they are too Goddamned cute.

Like the cutest, fluffiest little kitten who keeps climbing up your legs and back with his needle-sharp claws to sit on your shoulder and purr.

Her- "How did he get stuck inside the piano?"
Him- "How? He's a hedgehog, that's what they do, look for dark places to curl up and sleep. And take a crap."
Her- "HE CRAPPED INSIDE MY PIANO!?"

(He pulls him out of the piano).

Him- "Sorry about that. Yeah, in't he a cute little snodgepocker?"
Her- "Ohhh... look at that little nosie!"
Him- "So... should we keep him, or call the Humane Society?"
Her- "He's making little piggy noises! We can't just give him away!"
Him- "So, what do you want to name him?"
Her- "Fluffy. Either Fluffy, or Shithead."
Him- "Welcome to the family, Shithead."
Her- "Can I hold him?"
Him- "Get your own damn hedgehog."

(she stands, staring.)

Him- "Shouldn't you be cleaning the shit out of your piano?"
Her- "I changed my mind about his name. I think he's more of a Fluffy."
Him- "Fluffy it is. Welcome to the family, Fluffy."
Her- "From now on, YOU'RE the one I'm calling Shithead."
Him- "There you go, sweet talkin' me again."
Her- "Just hand over the goddam hedgehog, Shithead."
Him- "OK. Here. Careful."

(He puts the hedgehog in her hands).

Her- "OW! Ow! What the fuck?! I am bleeding! You little fucker!"
Him- "The spines are sharp."
Her- "Ja think!?"
Him- "I told you to be careful."
Her- "He's grunting! What does that mean?"
Him- "It means he's hungry. I'll get him some food."
Her- "Oh, no you're not. I'M getting Fluffy's food. Aren't I , Fluffy? Fluffy says yes."
Him- "I'm coming along."
Her- "No, Fluffy says that Mr. Shithead should stay here to clean Fluffy's crap out of my piano. Doesn't he? Yesss he does."
Him- (grumbling) "Fucking hedgehog always takes her side."

by Maxhole June 23, 2009