Smirtle

Something that contradicts itself in a pleasant manner.

That is so smirtle.

by bob-the-builder August 28, 2013

smurcle jerk

when all the smurfs come together and jerk off in a circle often resulting in a smufkakae

that was a great smurcle jerk last night

by f4ll3n0n3 September 30, 2014

Snurtlesaurus

A Snurtlesaurus is a mix between a snake, a turtle, and a stegosaurus. Snurtlesauri are multi-colored, with the most common color as green or purple. The call of a Snurtlesaurus is a very distinct "SNiRT." If you do happen to see one in the wild, do not harm it, because there only two left on this planet.

We saw a wild Snurtlesaurus today.

by TK1224 April 20, 2015

Spurtle

A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.

The spurtle was thirsty.

by loserpants101 May 4, 2019

Spurtle

When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.

Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke

How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job

by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020

smurkledorfed

To be unlawfully tricked

The guy told me the car was brand new and when I got there it was junk, I've been smurkledorfed.

by iskygirl27 April 5, 2015

shurtleneck

A shirt or sweater with a short, close-fitting, collar. Unlike your traditional turtleneck, the collar is not long enough to bunch or be turned over.

In an effort to blend the cool austerity of the turtleneck with the chic functionality of the basic shirt, Carly decided to wear a shurtleneck to work today.

by scader girl June 3, 2015