Smurfed

When an attractive girl sends you all the signals that will make you think that you totally and absolutely will sleep with her that night and it never happens for no definitive reason, resulting in the condition known as blue balls.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally making out with this chick at the bar. I am so taking her home!
Guy 2: Awesome!
2 minutes later...
Guy 1: The chick just left! I thought she was gonna sleep with me!
Guy 2: Sorry dude, you just got smurfed!

by Tongman December 26, 2013

Smurfed

When a guy with a small dick gets blue balled.

Dean: “Yeah dude, she blue-balled me last night.”

Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”

Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”

by Mr. Razzle Dazzle Rose June 15, 2020

Smurfed

While fucking a girl in a porta-john, you dunk her head into the toilet. Her head comes up covered in blue liquid. Pull out and cum on the top of her head. Resembling a smurf with the little white hat.

Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"

by Badger59 May 10, 2009

Smurfed

Smurf, or to be Smurfed is the state of mind where you are not sane. An example would be under the influence of any mind altering intoxicant, i.e. (alcohol, marijuana, pills of any sort, etc. )

"Lets smurf it up tonight!"
"Fool, Im so smurfed."

by Smurf Me Please July 25, 2009

Smurfed Out

Tripping on acid, or in other words feeling any sensation of extreme euphoria.

Yo dude, he's so smurfed out on that weed.

by Justin February 20, 2004

Papa Smurfed

Like Smurfing... when you bend your dick down as far as it'll go whilst hard, and let it go underneath the lucky lady's chin... if you catch it right, you cause her to bite her tongue.

"I can't believe he papa smurfed me! Bit my fucking tongue as well!"

by Justin Brighton October 6, 2007

Smurfed

smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.

Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!

by mike October 14, 2003