Smuchies

The act of giving someone a smuch

I want to give you muchas grandes smuchies

by Jimmy Brongus May 23, 2014

Smunch

when you squish and go full happy mode by turning into a blanket burrito

finna go smunch

by RealSlimNoodle December 25, 2019

Smurphobia

The fear of becoming blue.

There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Smuched

1. Another word for smashed or mushed, made by a drunk girl on new years eve.
2. Drunk

1. One time i saw a smuched cat
2. I was so smuched after all of flip cup I played.

by im aWESome. April 12, 2010

scurchy

A mixture of something that is sketchy, and scurry

Friend: yo do you want to go bungee jumping?
Friend: hell no! that's scurchy!

by jjames March 28, 2012

smurcle jerk

when all the smurfs come together and jerk off in a circle often resulting in a smufkakae

that was a great smurcle jerk last night

by f4ll3n0n3 September 30, 2014

Snurch

Snail church, where the lads also go on sundays, not for the prayer... but for the cheeky nandos.

"Take me to snurch"

Juliet 2K15

by Snurch May 27, 2015