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by evernako June 2, 2021
Get the soojingrr mug.The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below
“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”
“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”
“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”
by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021
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Get the Smoozing mug.Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.
by Little loofa August 6, 2016
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