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smoky blowjob

When a woman is giving a man a blowjob, she lights a cigarette, takes a deep inhale off of it, shoves the mans cock deep into her mouth and exhales smoke all over his cock.
Baby, light a cigarette and give me a smoky blowjob.

My wife gives the best smoky blowjobs.
by B.S.S. January 10, 2007
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SMOF

n. - an abbreviation for Secret Masters of Fandom, usually used in the science-fiction community. It can apply jokingly to the idea there is a secret 'conspiracy' group controlling the masses of a fandom, or it can simply refer to the "unsung" types who organize conventions.
If you enjoyed this Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con, you ought to thank the SMOFs who put it all together.
by DoMM April 28, 2006
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Smoky mountain high school

The most boring school in all of Western North Carolina. Filled with drama and sluts and rednecks. Wanna be different? Be scene or a band kid.
Mother: Honey would you like to go to Smoky Mountain high school?
Daughter: Do you want me to get pregnant?
by TasteOfSyn June 1, 2011
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Smoofy

Smoofy is a combonation of three words.
1. Spiffy
2. Moose
3. Goofy
It is meant to Exclaim something as awesome, but also as silly, and if you can think of a way to use this word in said context it can also make things mean moose.
"Well thats smoofy"
or
*sees a shiny object* "Oooohhh, Smoofy!"
by Renegade7 February 1, 2008
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smoffo

ITA: "hai smoffo?"
ENG: "have you got hashish?"
by [moji] November 2, 2006
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Smoky Texan

When a female performs oral sex on a male, then just as he is about to come, pulls out a lighter and lights a fart he has been holding in. This culminates in a combo orgasm/fart fireball. This is the infamous Smoky Texan.
"Have your zippo and some tissues on standby love, I really feel like a Smoky Texan tonight.
by JLei May 14, 2013
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smoyt

A girl who loves to just leech off of everyone and act as a slampig in the process.
Wow, that girls a fucking smoyt. She hasn't paid anyone to drink yet, and she just received an uncle sam. Im about to give her a hot ninja tonight.
by Jon Wilkes Booth August 11, 2008
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