smitch

That little bit of smoke that comes from a candlewick after you blow out the flame on a candle.

The librarian will not allow candles in the library as the smitch might set off the smoke detectors.

by librariansfriend December 9, 2008

smitch

a term of endearment. Originally from the new york slang meaning ladies' genital area, now (rhyming with bitch), it is a term of endearment for one's own 'bitch'

Hey there smitch/smitchbag/smitchface, how are you?

by andy miller April 18, 2004

smitch

(latin - smitcho, smitchere) 1. a callous man often spotted seeking pity in bars, taverns, and diners; 2. one who has obtained a new face. (see also: Finch)

Upon reviewing your application, Smitch, we at the Finch School of Medicine regret to inform you that you have not been selected as a candidate for the class of 2007.

by bob March 12, 2003

smitch

a smelly itch

I just scratched a smitch and now I have poo under my fingernail.

by mymobile October 7, 2008

Smitch

The name of a butt pimple

I will never sit on my smitch

by Micaila March 15, 2018

Smitch

A person that has the balls to eat a marshmallow that is on fire.

Dan is a smitch, he just ate a flaming mallow.

by KansasBoy September 19, 2020

mumpty smitch

a stupid bitch with mumps

what a mumpty smitch

by mumpty smitch January 10, 2025