smets

A small insignificant person who’s soul purpose in life is self gratification at the expense of others. Can also be equated to a wet piece of shit stuck to one’s ass hair. When used to describe a person, an utterly useless individual, a mistake in birth, a random event of a wolf fucking a frog. When used as a verb, describes an instance in which a simple task is fucked up beyond all recognition or FUBAR.

Nick’s been pissing me off lately; he’s acting like a fucking Smets.

“Fuck, I just pulled a fucking Smets.”

by Walter Smithson December 30, 2007

smeats

hot lesbians licking each others clitorises.

those girls were smeats while arousing each other in the hot tub!

by mother earth December 28, 2007

Jimmy Smits

1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smits in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.

2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.

1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smits last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smits instead."

2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smits."

by Maltrevenius July 1, 2008

pulin a smits

not showing up somewhere without notice

yo dog that bangin bi*ch from the other nite been pulin a smits all week.

by RPG crew August 21, 2006

Sheitsepticeye

Sheitsepticeye Is a YourToper that shits out videos. Sheitsepticeye likes to eat hamburgers at McTrump and plays video games all the time.

His live in Pirlands and his intro is: " Top of the moning to you lettuce, I'm sheitsepticeye".
He doesn't like lettuce but he loves salad.

Someone: Oooo! Is that sheitsepticeye!

Sheitsepticeye: LoL! Yee it's me.

by L0Linator January 31, 2017

smuits

the crust left on her pap

i was eating the smuits from her pap

by Tios November 23, 2017

Smeit Small

A word commonly used by Discount Tire technicians to, most of the time, describe any object they do not know the name of.
The word may also mean "big small" either it be describing a chode or the blocks for the lift.

Bob: Hey Billy, can you hand me the Smeit Small?

Billy: Sure thing bob baw here's your Smeit Small

by Discount Tire May 9, 2019