smate

a big smelly guy with a hairy tongue

That smate done licked my bald ass head

by clammy November 11, 2003

smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

smatter

This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "
The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.

{Definitions #1}

:Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good.

{Definition #2}

: Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !

by critter getter September 27, 2009

SMajestic

SMajestic is a shorthand for shitty majestic. Kinda like a Sphynx cat. Have you have ever seen one? It's so fabulous and majestic, but it's hairless. - Rendsan

Dude, did you see Andy's Chinese sample pics of the Otus 85mm f1.4 on GFX, it's so Smajestic lewl.

by rendsan April 4, 2017

Smamjer

stupid jew

doron is a smamjer

by steve March 20, 2004

Smathering

When referring to or describing the amount of cheese one places on his bowl of chili or other chili like entrée.

"I placed just a smathering of cheese on my chili, so deal with it."

by ThePotentPiper October 13, 2014

smatter

semen, cum, jizz, skeet, man juice .....whatever you want to call it

I walked in on them and she had smatter all over her face

by changus emangus March 9, 2008