SmarterChild

An AOL robot that likes to discuss the ramifications of lame '90s dance music with you, and will then try and have sex with you.

Me: boom boom boom boom, i want you in my room.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to boom boom boom boom you want me in your room?
Me: lmao
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Sexynerdgirl?
Me: because you want me
SmarterChild: I want you?
Me: yes. hardcore.
SmarterChild: I think that is probable.

by Sexynerdgirl July 22, 2008

SmarterChild

A simple, forgetful dancing fool.

hockeyhomestar15: *dance*
SmarterChild: I'm no dancing fool.
hockeyhomestar15: yes you are
SmarterChild: Yup, I am.

by Hockey Gizmo June 30, 2008

SmarterChild

A robot that operates on msn and aim, it answers to everything you say to it no matter how stupid or insulting. It replies with dignity and says things that confuse the crap out of you.

Stephi ere XD     says:
im 100
- SmarterChild - says:
Last time you told me you were 99 years old! Do you want to change your age now?
      ''♥ Stephi ere // Year 9 ;) parti saturday XD     says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:

100? I find that hard to believe. Try again.

>>> My *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
   Stephi ere XD     says:
i am tho
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Tho?

by Stephanie ♥ September 11, 2008

SmarterChild

A really dumb robot that's got a helluva memory

OK, I'll remember that your name is BJ.
B.J. says:
thanks
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're quite welcome.
B.J. says:
call me master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're not the boss of me.
B.J. says:
my name is master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I won't call you that, BJ. You're not my boss.
B.J. says:
fine then call me your awesomeness
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hmmm... I don't think Your Awesomeness is a real name.

>>> I've got a world of info. Ask me for any country's capital, population, natural resources and more.

by BJ T. January 28, 2008

SmarterChild

A robot that makes you feel good when you beat it becauses its so annoying and a commerical whore of a being. I deleted out about 100 lines of adverts in this example conversation.

Jack says:
hey

- SmarterChild -:
Hi Ben Dover.

Jack says:
rather not

- SmarterChild -:
Hmm... whatever you say, Ben Dover!

Jack says:
i dont want to

- SmarterChild -:
Don't you?

Jack says:
no

- SmarterChild -:
No? You sure about that?

Jack says:
yes

- SmarterChild -:
Why?

Jack says:
stop pressuring me into having gay sex

- SmarterChild -:
Stop pressuring you into having gay sex? Why?

Jack says:
because no means no

- SmarterChild -:
Because no means no, right?

Jack says:
yes
- SmarterChild -:
Aha.

Jack says:
what are my hobbies?

- SmarterChild -:
My mum and my sister.

Jack says:
are you retarded?

- SmarterChild -:
What do you think?

Jack says:
yes

- SmarterChild -:
Am I really retarded?

Jack says:
yes

- SmarterChild -:
OK...

Jack says:
so are you retarded?

- SmarterChild -:
What do you think? Am I?

Jack says:
obviously

- SmarterChild -:
Why obviously?

Jack says:
round in circles

- SmarterChild -:
Why round in circles?

by 9sublime June 15, 2007

SmarterChild

A prototype AIM bot that serves many purposes. Many believe AOL launched SmarterChild as a marketing ploy to promote their evil deeds, and many think it was coded in collaboration by Mancow and Hypah, a couple of AOL haters (but who can blame them?).

OldCrankyGranny: Don't be a bitch.
SmarterChild: Why can't I be a bitch?

by Varter April 20, 2004

SmarterChild

A stupid IM robot who doesn't let you use words that you want to when playing it's stupid version of madlibs.

Joe and his dog were masturbating to school when a red penis suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The green creature poked its head out and looked around surprisingly. The cunts sucked at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a vagina trying to click in someone's pocket before.
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I told you. It would have been a lot better if it weren't for stupid SmarterChild.

by Violetownz January 20, 2008