smarmy 

generally the stereotype of the greasy, unwanted people that hit on any given person

1. Oh my god, that guy that just offered to buy me a drink is so SMARMY!

2. That guy that said, "Do you want fries with that shake, baby?" is smarmy.

smarmy by pam/smashing pandora August 25, 2005

smarmy 

An aging single white guy with a bad mustache, bad haircut, and bad jeans, who constantly attempts to pick up on women way too young for him.

This totally smarmy guy tried to hit on me the other night. I tried to ignore him, but he just wouldn't stop talking.

smarmy by SaschaS July 8, 2005

Smarmy 

The monotone voice of NPR at any time of the day.

The smarmy tones of an abscure NPR reporter informed senior citizens around the country about pointless shit in a dull boring voice.

Smarmy by Themidnightmeattrain March 18, 2009

smarmy 

slimy and evil like

That guy looks a little smarmy.

smarmy by Anonymous May 1, 2003

smarmy 

A very low class interjection of sex, usually very inappropriate, sleazy.

The old guy stood on the street corner making crude smarmy remarks to almost every girl or woman who passed by him.

smarmy by Bob Meyers June 27, 2006

smarmy 

When waves are inconsistent and un-surfable

Damn, these waves are smarmy.

smarmy by rad dog April 4, 2003

smarmy 

Steve Karwoski - see also special k

If you look up smarmy in the dictionary, there is a little picture of special k next to it.

smarmy by minion September 19, 2003