smarmy

1) Hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous
2)Mario Lopez of Saved by the Bell fame

Mario Lopez is a smarmy bastard.

by T$ December 28, 2005

smarmy

The way most shrinks act toward their patients.

Dr: Have you always been so confrontational, or has this behavior just started recently?

Me: Have you always been such a smarmy twat bastard? How 'bout I come across your desk and bitch-slap that shit-eating grin clean off your face?

by daDebil August 24, 2008

smarmy

Smug, thinking you're better than all the other chodes.

He thinks he so much better than everyone! He has a smarmy look on his face.

by Grirl February 24, 2004

smarmy

generally the stereotype of the greasy, unwanted people that hit on any given person

1. Oh my god, that guy that just offered to buy me a drink is so SMARMY!

2. That guy that said, "Do you want fries with that shake, baby?" is smarmy.

by pam/smashing pandora August 25, 2005

smarmy

An aging single white guy with a bad mustache, bad haircut, and bad jeans, who constantly attempts to pick up on women way too young for him.

This totally smarmy guy tried to hit on me the other night. I tried to ignore him, but he just wouldn't stop talking.

by SaschaS July 8, 2005

smarmies

An obnoxiously stupid individual masquerading in a postion of authority.

A smarmie was posted near the entrance to the washrooms and demanded to see the hotel pass key upon entering and leaving the area.

by Bob Oswin July 15, 2005

smarmy

slimy and evil like

That guy looks a little smarmy.

by Anonymous May 1, 2003