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Smarties

Small candy wafers that have a sweet, almost fruity taste. They come in many different pastel colors, and are sold in cellophane-wrapped stacks. Manufactured by CE DE Candy company, and available in the US and Canada.
Contrary to popular belief, eating Smarties does not make you smart.
by Stephanie M. December 29, 2003
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smarties

A party game that combines the candy of the same name with public humiliation.

In a game of smarties, there are two players, the bottom and the top, chosen by the host of the party. The bottom lays on the floor and the top throws smarties onto the bottom. Smarties that miss or bounce off the bottom are placed by the host wherever he or she desires. The top then eats the smarties off the bottom. The game ends when all the smarties have been eaten.
John: Hey, Jane, let's play smarties!
Jane: fml
by Princess Zeffie March 22, 2010
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shanties

Panties worn by those interested in scatology, or scat play, for the exclusive purpose of defecating in; a throwaway pair that can be disposed of after using for its intended fetishistic purpose, thus avoiding burdensome cleaning.

(A portmanteau of "shit" and "panties".)
Knowing she was going to scat play later that night, Cheryl put on her shanties in the morning, and had 3 cups of coffee, 2 and-a-half packs of cigarettes, a big lunch, and treated herself to Fiber One bars liberally throughout the day.

Since my hemorrhoid surgery, I have been wearing shanties every day, rather than ruin my silk Victoria's Secret.
by Granny Tettey April 14, 2008
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scanties

little to no clothing; underwear; lingerie; delicates; "scantily clad"
DANCE IN YOUR SCANTIES.

On a hot day, one walks around freely in their scanties.

"and here you're dancin' in your scanties" --Mr. Warbucks; "Annie"
by mkf March 15, 2004
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smartiesbox fishing

Fishing for brook trout and targeting those fish for pictures that have especially vibrant colouration
Taylor said he was going up to the cottage so that he could fill up his instagram with proof of his smartiesbox fishing exploits.
by tehsnakecharmer July 10, 2017
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smarties tube

the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along
girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me
by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008
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Smarties

This Sweet candy
is full with E numbers and Suger and Bees Wax :|
are they good for us?
__________

YEASSSSSSSH!
Boy:Hey you ate my smarties
Girl:no i diddnt.
Boy: i need my e-Numbers!!!
Girl: well as do i!
Boy:were are they
Girl: i dunno
*tumble weed*
Boy: hey hes hyper
Girl: E-Numbers=P..he ate your Smarties
Boy: hey your right
Randem kid flys past window
*IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*
by The Smartie Lovers =] May 16, 2006
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