Slutmuffin 

A term for a hot guy.

Girl 1: Oh my, he is such a slutmuffin.
Girl 2: I know right.

Slutmuffin by yoyoyizzyyo October 3, 2009

slutmuffin 

Slutmuffin is a word that you call people online on people's facebook pictures.

You never say it in real life or else you will get laughed at.

Angela called Katie a slutmuffin! HAHAHAHA

slutmuffin by slutttttt February 10, 2009

slutmuffin 

a person who is a skanky whore and also enjoys muffins on Sunday afternoons.

Have you talked to that slutmuffin Karen lately?

slutmuffin by Tyler Konarik August 3, 2007

slutmuffin 

a whitegirl with a really nice ass and burgandy nipples that are fun to pinch

the slutmuffin has a very nice jiggle to her seen last year(junior year) in first period history class

slutmuffin by Germain C. November 19, 2007

slutmuffin 

a slut who eats muffins

oh you slutmuffin!
skanky whore slutmuffin

slutmuffin by melissabiotch January 6, 2009

Slutmuffin 

A beautiful woman who loves it.

James's Mum is a slutmuffin

Slutmuffin by Wizardry 123 July 17, 2012

Slutmuffin 

A casual greeting, most commonly used to refer to a woman in the playful sense.

Now listen here, slutmuffin… you need to apologize to your boyfriend for your soft cheating, ya hear?

Slutmuffin by Asriel___LOVER May 22, 2025