Slurpin Simms

When a guy nuts in a bowl, gets a spoon full and slurps it like its soup

Melvin: i think that guy is a slurpin simms...

Todd: Fagget...

by choo hoo March 5, 2009

Slurpin the soup

When ones sexual partner enjoys orally stimulating a women’s genetals when she is on her period.

It is Maddies time of the month! Time to go over and start slurpin the soup!

by -DB- March 9, 2012

slurvin

When your drunk or on drugs and your slippin, slidin, and swervin. Also happens while driving

Last night while drivin home from the club I was slurvin!

by Rdh3399 June 14, 2017

slurpin

To sweat someone really, really big.

A girl was like look at that tight car. When it really wasnt all that tight. And the boy next to her said Quit SLURPIN.

by Titan and TT-mama July 31, 2006

slurking

Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.

Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.

by Naz M. April 17, 2010

slurpin’ time

when it’s time to consume a lotta shit in not a lotta time; suckin sum up like gogurt

girl: should i spit or swallow?

guy: swallow, i can’t get a cumstain on these sheets

girl: oh then it’s MUTHAFUCKIN SLURPIN’ TIME 🦶🏿😫🅱️

by pickle juice 😩 January 15, 2019

Slurmin

Sucking a niggas dick

My ex was slurmin last night

by LitesouT January 25, 2017