sloption

someone you would only wheel when sloppily drunk

When asked if she liked him, Smash responded "Not really, he's more of a sloption."

Having reached Sloptimus Prime levels, Manue couldn't really be blamed for exhausting her sloptions.

An eternal sloptimist, Seemz was liking the looks of her sloptions that night.

by bronweezy March 18, 2011

sluntard

A person who is a slut a cunt and a retard.
A retarded acting slunt.

Don't go near Susan, she is a Sluntard.

by The Most Dangerous Animal May 21, 2007

sluntpire

Its a female vampire which is a slut.

Man that Sookie chick off of True Blood is a sluntpire.

by Diggs24 October 24, 2011

i slept with ur mom

The ultimate insult. Topically used by 13 yr old on x box live who think their cool but who actually have no friends.

Adolescent 1: u succ!
Adolescent 2: I slept with ur mom.

Adolescent 2: *dies*

by dög June 21, 2021

slept on

To be underated or over looked.

That fucking Too Short Cd was slept on but that shit got some dumb ass slap.

by Marquis Lee February 25, 2004

sluport

all the slus from Newport

Dude, are we gonna hook up with some sluport girls tonight?

by Scottius June 26, 2005

Slunter

A slunter, is the all purpose male, who hunts for easy sluts on a regular basis.

1.Sluuunntteeeeerrrr
2.Joe you slunter
3.Fuck off oscar you cunt.
4.....Slunnntttterrrr..

by Skuxxninja May 1, 2011