skumberjack

A large woman of lumberjack stature who can be frankly described as a skank. A joining of the word skank and lumberjack. See antonym: skidget.

Bobby: You see Charlotte over there skanking it up?
Whitney: Who? You mean that skumberjack in the corner?

by Whitney.H.88 December 13, 2008

slumbertard dumpster baby

A legal retard with one tooth and loves lil wayne. Very loud and angry when drunk. Totally belongs on youtube.

that guy is a total slumbertard dumpster baby let's put him on youtube

by karmamacabre September 8, 2010

Slumbergate

A conspiracy in the Dallas Cowboys football organization in which WR Terrel Owens along with fellow WRs (names don't matter) believe that Tony Romo makes special plays with his favorite reciever, and friend, TE Jason Witten in hotel rooms during road trips.

The wide reciever core called a special meeting on December 11 with the offensive coordinator to iron out the issue.

Guy 1: "Have you heard about Slumbergate?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I think TO is just bitchin'."

by Kable24 December 19, 2008

slumberjack party

The event in which all guest at a slumber party are male. Usually when the significant other is out of town and the guys just wann have fun but are at the age where partying all night is just too much.

We were going to go to a stripclub but ended up staying in and having a slumberjack party with the guys. Wine, cigars, football, and blanket forts.

by CherylDactyl December 22, 2015

Slumberlumbar

An erection while sleeping.

According to science, a man gets slumberlumbar 3-5 times a night.

by Coffecupwithtea August 8, 2015

slumberjack

A girl who figuratively speaking is jacking you off all night but just wants to sleep over aka slumber.

The sorostitute slumberjacked me last night

by fatherfrat November 27, 2010

SlumberJacking

The act of dozing off while masturbating, or jerking off while asleep.

“My boyfriend’s great at slumberjacking, he really knows how to handle wood while he saws logs.”

by PostModernValkyrie June 4, 2018