Oyster in the slot machine

An old mans soft penis in a beautiful young woman

"He's pulling out the ol oyster in the slot machine."

by Robiththeeslobith February 12, 2018

Portland Slot Machine

Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."

I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.

by SteveMcMann September 24, 2016

slot machines

The slot machines are the hypest. They ride some bicycles and shred the gnar on a regular basis. On many occasions they have exploded things with their minds simply because that is what they are capable of.

The Slot Machines ride at dusk!

by SM01 November 27, 2007

Angry slot machine

When a girl pulls down on a guys dick as hard as she can like pulling down a slot machine lever.

Michelle and Stephanie pulled down my dick!!! Angry slot machine!!!

by Eldiablo November 30, 2013

Alabama Slot Machine

Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.

Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."

Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."

by H.P. Hovercraft August 15, 2011

mexican slot machine

When you pull down on a guys dick like a lever, and he then proceeds to shit all over you.

Tijauna has the best Mexican Slot Machines.

by t3hdillo September 18, 2014

Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine

You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!

Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!

by Mr. Chev April 16, 2008